If you are looking for files to leech, keep calm, you can still get at the boo, just start with the PLAYER THING and then go root about in your browser's cache.
Or, if you are genuinely trying to mine something you can exploit for teh lulz:
- Try Boiling Your head, or pouring hot fat into your
computer.
- Try mashing CTRL+ALT+DEL
, CTRL+BACKSPACE
or CTRL+ESC.